π₯ Add a Savage Touch to Your Kitchen!
Our waffle weave towel doesnβt just dry dishes β it delivers punchlines.
Featuring the unapologetically fierce phrase:
"He called me a b*tch, so I called him an ambulance."
Because sometimes, sass is the only seasoning you need.
π Perfect for your no-filter friend
π Guaranteed to turn heads (and get laughs)
π§΅ Waffle weave = tough, absorbent, and fabulous
β compact but loaded with attitude
- Fixed Rate Shipping: A flat shipping fee of $7 applies to your order, regardless of the number of items purchased
- Free In-Store Pickup
- Free shipping over $60
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