“If you can’t kill them with kindness, try poison.”- Dish Towel

☠️ Sweet with a Side of Sinister Sass

Who says dish towels have to be boring? Our waffle weave towel delivers wicked charm with a sarcastic twist:
"If you can’t kill them with kindness, try poison.”

Perfect for the one who’s mastered the art of passive-aggressive hospitality.

💀 Super absorbent & quick drying
💀 Waffle weave texture that actually works
💀 Ideal gift for your dark-humored bestie or your own petty little heart

🎁 Great for kitchens that run on sarcasm and spite — in the most stylish way possible.

🛒 Add some deadly charm to your dish duty — grab yours now!